January 2011
Im slightly drunk.
If you’re awake and have my number, go ahead and call me. Jon.
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I'M TOTALLY DRIVING DRUNK AND TUMBLING RIGHT...
Just kidding, I’m not stupid.
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There's a lot of key components on here I mention,...
Jamin: Best friend and coworker. At my current job, Jamin was my trainer, now he’s my best friend. We’ll be roomates here shortly. Liana: Jamin’s girlfriend and a good friend. Her boobs are very real. Steff: “Girlfriend”. I put the quotations because she’s currently in Texas. I hope to have her here by the end of the year. We won’t be posting a bunch of...
Jan 1st
Okay okay.
I won’t be home tonight. I’ll be at Churchill’s with Jamin and Liana. I won’t be alone. Not kissing anyone though :(
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EVERYONE IS SLUTS.
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December 2010
New Years.
I’ll most likely be at home by myself this New Years. All forms of drunk communication will be accepted. Have fun guys.
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“For your sake I hope Heaven and Hell Are really there, but I wouldn’t...”
–  Modest Mouse, “Ocean Breathes Salty”
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georgecocksman-deactivated20120 asked: Is it true that aliens killed the dinosaurs, unicorns, and Tupac?
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georgecocksman-deactivated20120 asked: Is it true that aliens killed the dinosaurs, unicorns, and Tupac?
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derekhuff-deactivated20110504 asked: My first impression was, "NIGGA I THOUGHT YOU WAS BLACK".. Then I realized you're not, you just can jump high.
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derekhuff-deactivated20110504 asked: My first impression was, "NIGGA I THOUGHT YOU WAS BLACK".. Then I realized you're not, you just can jump high.
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rolandslinger asked: First impression:

You're funnier here than you are on twitter.
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rolandslinger asked: First impression:

You're funnier here than you are on twitter.
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Busy day!
I’ll be a little busy today, guys. Work n’ shit. Good news is there’s a fucking Nine Inch Nails marathon going on at my desk, starting with the phenomenal “Broken” EP. I’ll check in when I can. Cuddles and ball tickles. -Jacob.
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rolandslinger asked: My first impression of you was "Wow, we sure shot out of that vagina!"
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rolandslinger asked: My first impression of you was "Wow, we sure shot out of that vagina!"
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Anyone have Netflix instant play?
Wanna watch The Shining with me?
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At Union Jacks......
thelynnfiles: about to enjoy a Stone IPA. You hear that, Jacob? Some of my money is going into your paycheck! Economy in motion. Obama/Bush/someone would be proud.
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“I just hope you understand that sometimes the clothes do not make the man.”
– a very wise homosexual.
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