February 2011
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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changingstephanie asked: Does it scare you when girls like me just show up out of nowhere? Where did I come from? No, seriously, can you please tell me where I came from?
Feb 1st
Quote for February on my Taylor Swift calendar at...
“The lesson I’ve learned the most often in life is that you’re always going to know more in the future than you know now”. She’s stinkin’ rich people. Somehow, she got stinkin’ rich.
Feb 1st
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emppalp-deactivated20120423 asked: How do you feel about Henry Cavill playing the new Superman?
Feb 1st
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I'm putting myself up for adoption.
sweetsteffy: whiskeydiction: sweetsteffy: I won’t pee in my crate. I can verify she won’t pee. Vomit on the other had is subjective. The German could have shit on me and that would have been THE BEST CASE SCENARIO. But Jesus Christ, Zeus? I LIKE ICE CREAM!!
Feb 1st
January 2011
SnarkNYC memories.
It was so nice to be in all your guys’ thoughts and to be talked about so much! Let’s do it again next year!
Jan 31st
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I'm reading "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"
It’s about the secret journals of Abraham Lincoln and his many civil war area tracking and killing of vampires. It’s all I can think about. I want to read it RIGHT NOW. And not work. Just Honest Abe killing the undead.
Jan 31st
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theressomethingaboutlily asked: I was supposed to ask you something.

Can you tie cherry stems in knots?

I can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 31st
Pantsless Skype.
Ok, got it.
Jan 31st
I'm supossed to Skype Steff later.
What’s protocol for that? Should I shower? Would she know? Am I supposed to brush my teeth? Also, Rolandslinger on Skype.
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
So I have an appointed day for sex.
Awesome! Putting that right in the Droid calendar.
Jan 30th
Anonymous asked: Is it possible that you have narcissistic tendencies?
Jan 30th
Anonymous asked: Fuck Marry Kill

shiraselko, sinxo, deconile
Jan 30th
emppalp-deactivated20120423 asked: How does one become both a "Disco Dancer" AND a "Ninja?"
Jan 30th
Anonymous asked: Fuck Marry Kill
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shiraselko asked: Whatcha doin'?
Jan 30th
Go ahead and ask if you wish. →
Anonymous is on if you are following me for some reason and feel like being complainy.
Jan 30th
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Seriously
Where the fuck is Niki?
Jan 30th
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So I guess never post pictures.
I’ll caption them. I had way too much fun with that.
Jan 30th
shiraselko:  jezebelthegreat replied to your post: One more thing. I went through the same thing at my last two tweetups, and I will go through it again in Chicago. I feel you. At least I’ll have you as an ally in short-ness if I make it to Chicago then! I get this all the time :(
Jan 30th
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Sorry.
I realize I’m basically tagging on your photos. Think of it as my way of showing you that I wish I was there.
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I hope you guys had fun.
Because talking about me all night must’ve been exhausting.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
The truths about tweet ups.
If you ever meet me, I will shatter any thought of what you think meeting the internet can be like. Then, you will wonder why it takes meeting 57 people just to remember you met The One.
Jan 30th